Hmmm. Twerkin and the dictionary

It's really bad how hip hop and urban culture is treated. VMAs and Twerkin. Hmm. When Beyonce, Rihanna and other celebrities do it, it isn't a striptease but a quick part of their set during an adult show on a sexy song(yes I'm defending Beyonce)and no one complains. When hood chicks or underrated girls are doing it; they're the scourge of the earth, and should be ashamed(which they DEFINITELY should be). But this time something strange happened. A grown toothpick thin, chicken booty woman (20 is grown, no excuse) named Miley, does it, and now it just so happens to become mainstream overnight and NOW the word that's been a staple of dancehall, Caribbean and african culture, is good enough to be put in the dictionary. Most of what she did wasn't even actually twerkin, she was just giving a lap dance. Call it what it is. She also used a prop that was on the wrong hand to simulate sex stuff on the VMAs. Smh. Come on now Hannah Montana. You'll always be that. All you're doing now is giving all the perverts who couldn't wait for you to be legal age something to beat off to. But I digress... Why NOW is this getting the "respect" of an actual dance now that she's doing it and not when these other huge stars did it? Urban culture gets no respect unless its negative, but this one I'm actually torn on. But get ready for ALL the copycats. I'm telling you, watch how many movies will have it in there now. They're gonna have old women twerkin on a young guy to get a laugh. or really fat women or Rebel Wilson doing it now. It's gonna be saturated. Madonna old wrinklely splotchy behind is going to be doing it. ps, Madonna is a great entertainer...... but ummm, no. some things should just be left to the young ignorant ratchet crowd. DS(damn Shame).

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My birthday autobiography

Today is my Born on date! At 2:06pm a great mind attached to a handsome and well put together body was bestowed upon the land. He potty trained himself at 2 weeks. He picked up a liking to Chopin and all impressionist art at 3 months. At 1 he switched to the Harlem Renaissance and learned it all. He began to drink excellence and piss success by age 2. He would go on to be loved by all women and a envied by all men. He was such a man's man, that if he slept with your wife.... You'd probably thank him, and brag to your friends. He saved a group of mountain men at 14 by putting a 300 pound bear in "full nelson"  But he's a lover, not a fighter... But don't try him, because he can fight too. He is currently suing Dos Equis for using his likeness and story in commercials. Their representatives are going to court, just so they can meet me. I love all of you who took the time to wish me a happy birthday. I truly thank you all.... My autobiography will be in stores soon..... As soon as Steven Spielberg, James Cameron and Puffy quits fighting over who gets to write the forward in it! I truly and sincerely Love you all.... Oh and I do accept food, cash, food, gas, or food. But dont forget to download and listen to some awesome music -

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