Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 12, 2013

"The Family"; Went with High Hopes, but Low Exceptions and left enjoying an all-around great film

When I received the premier passes to see "The Family", I was really
expecting with such great actors/actresses, that this movie would be
good; but more-so expecting it to fall flat like so many before it. I
was greatly surprised.

The Movie is based on the French author Tonino Benacquista's novel
Malavita, which is know as Badfellas in America. And "BadFellas" is an
interesting way to view this film. It does have all the wonderful
elements of the great Mobster movies, but with a touch more humor. The
family dynamic is a refreshing one that invokes what a modern mob
family would probably be going through. You found yourself "going" for
the family as a whole and not singling out one for their idiocy. 

I won't waste time telling you about what you see in the trailers, and it is
clear that they are a family in witness protection and in hiding. The movie 
starts off fast to quickly usher you thorough the character introductions 
and development, which is a good thing, because it allows you to 
experience their personality and growth throughout the film. You
watch the stupid mistakes of a teenage girl, a boy who's intuitive yet
still flawed. A mother who's trying to do the best she can to hold her
family together, and a remorseful (somewhat) father. 

If you are wanting Goodfellas or Casino, this isn't it. What this IS is
DEFINITELY what "Analyze This" could have been if it was a better
movie. There is plenty of action, and the previews don't give away the
best of the movie. It is definitely a must see and Smush Approved. 

Smush Rating: SMUS

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

My birthday autobiography



Today is my Born on date! At 2:06pm a great mind attached to a handsome and well put together body was bestowed upon the land. He potty trained himself at 2 weeks. He picked up a liking to Chopin and all impressionist art at 3 months. At 1 he switched to the Harlem Renaissance and learned it all. He began to drink excellence and piss success by age 2. He would go on to be loved by all women and a envied by all men. He was such a man's man, that if he slept with your wife.... You'd probably thank him, and brag to your friends. He saved a group of mountain men at 14 by putting a 300 pound bear in "full nelson"  But he's a lover, not a fighter... But don't try him, because he can fight too. He is currently suing Dos Equis for using his likeness and story in commercials. Their representatives are going to court, just so they can meet me. I love all of you who took the time to wish me a happy birthday. I truly thank you all.... My autobiography will be in stores soon..... As soon as Steven Spielberg, James Cameron and Puffy quits fighting over who gets to write the forward in it! I truly and sincerely Love you all.... Oh and I do accept food, cash, food, gas, or food. But dont forget to download and listen to some awesome music -

http://www.datpiff.com/the-MisFit-Crazy8-Mind-Of-A-Misfit-mixtape.509321.html

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